Literature
My Incredible Loathing for Popcorn
My Incredible Loathing for Popcorn
Gather here dear Freshmen
It’s time we heard a tale,
Which ends with a lesson,
On how we shall not fail
See Jonny he was hungry
The dining halls were closed.
“Popcorn seems best idea
To make now” he supposed.
“I’ll have a giant party!”
He stated with a smile.
He’d need a lot of popcorn,
To feed them, meanwhile,
He called his friends up quickly,
He filled the microwave
Full of bags of popcorn,
His future looking grave.
The dorm was busy humming.
But popping corn was fun,
Jonny added three minutes—
Three for every one.
He left to meet his friends then
Leavi